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Life on the Left Coast is its own brand of special, on many different = levels.=20 Here are the top 32 things you are most likely to hear in Southern = California on=20 any given day, at any given moment.
- That=E2=80=99s about 20 minutes from here.
- The 405 makes me want to kill someone.
- The 101 makes me want to kill myself.
- Yeah, I saw (insert celebrity here) at Whole Foods today. So what? = We all=20 need toilet paper.
- Call me/let=E2=80=99s do lunch/let=E2=80=99s grab drinks sometime = (which means =E2=80=98goodbye, I=20 hope we don=E2=80=99t have to see each other too soon=E2=80=99).
- No plastic bags? What the hell?
- Plastic bags are from hell.
- No, we are not all like the Real Housewives of Orange=20 County.
- My Prius gets great mileage.
- My Subaru is great in the mountains.
- Are those real?
- I have a med card for my back/glaucoma/night blindness.
- I=E2=80=99ll take the #2, Animal style
- I hate June Gloom.
- I found an awesome spin class.
- I found an awesome hot yoga class.
- I found an awesome Pilates instructor.
- I found an awesome plastic surgeon.
- This is just a temp job. I=E2=80=99m actually an actor.
- What projects are you working on now?
- Do I need my passport for Orange County?
- Can I take my dog in here? No? Okay then, never = mind.
- No, I don=E2=80=99t want to read your script.
- No, I don=E2=80=99t want to hear your demo.
- You=E2=80=99re from San Francisco? It=E2=80=99s cold up = there!
- Here=E2=80=99s a link to my web series.
- Sorry, I can=E2=80=99t drive today. It=E2=80=99s = raining.
- Where=E2=80=99s my winter coat? Its only supposed to get up to=20 65 degrees today.
- I know a place that serves a great kale salad.
- Where is the Botox party this weekend?
- I haven=E2=80=99t been outside the borders of L.A. in 6 = months.
- You=E2=80=99re going to walk there?
*Kira Davis is a blogger, Host of the Dark Side w/Kira Davis and = YouTube=20 personality. Follow @KiraAynDavis=20 on Twitter.